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原因是，她(ta)的(de)婚姻必須(xu)聽從母(mu)命，可娘親(qin)視她(ta)為棋子，一心(xin)只(zhi)想將她(ta)視為可以(yi)利(li)用的(de)工具！

故她大(da)聲抗議，藉以爭取婚(hun)姻自(zi)主(zhu)權，

可她要冒(mao)的險也很大──在婚禮當天，“隨機”選出她要嫁的夫君！

幸好，她的運氣不(bu)差，

雖然他很粗魯，也有點霸道；做事(shi)不拘(ju)小節(jie)，又(you)很大男人主義，

可對她(ta)，他(ta)表(biao)現得不(bu)但善良、寬容，還很(hen)體貼、又很(hen)溫(wen)柔，

唯一(yi)美(mei)中(zhong)不足的(de)是，他的(de)身分(fen)似乎與(yu)她當初設定(ding)的(de)原則有點小不同(tong)……

作者

基本資料

生日(ri)： 4月(yue)27日(ri)

星座： 金牛座

發型： 與一般(ban)人(ren)不同 是特別長的長發（小(xiao)說的序(xu)里有寫(xie)）

血型： O

視(shi)(shi)力： 一(yi)眼(yan)(yan)近(jin)視(shi)(shi)、一(yi)眼(yan)(yan)遠視(shi)(shi)，再加亂視(shi)(shi)閃光

收藏： 各種書籍

擅(shan)長(chang)： 鋼琴、作白日(ri)夢

口頭禪： 閃啦！啊咧！

個(ge)性： 火爆急躁(zao)，再加一點(dian)(dian)點(dian)(dian)幼稚(zhi)、一點(dian)(dian)點(dian)(dian)三(san)八、一點(dian)(dian)點(dian)(dian)頑皮、一點(dian)(dian)點(dian)(dian)瘋狂、、、、

興趣(qu)： 音樂、作白(bai)日夢、看書(shu)（什(shen)么書(shu)都好：漫畫、言情、科幻(huan)、歷(li)史、傳記、恐怖(bu)、懸疑、偵探、武俠、、、等(deng)等(deng)等(deng)）

最害怕的(de)事： 最怕人(ren)家生(sheng)我的(de)氣，還有蜘蛛(zhu)、老(lao)鼠、蛇

最喜(xi)歡(huan)的動(dong)物(wu)： 喵喵、汪汪 最喜(xi)歡(huan)的作(zuo)家： 李敖、珍?安?克蘭(lan)茲、吉兒?柏奈特

最愛看的漫畫： 來自遠方、冰之(zhi)魔(mo)物(wu)語

古(gu)靈自述(shu)：　小時候學古(gu)典鋼(gang)琴(qin)，以為(wei)自己長大之(zhi)後會作個(ge)鋼(gang)琴(qin)老師。

高中開(kai)始改習(xi)爵(jue)士鋼琴(qin)(qin)，又以(yi)為自己(ji)將(jiang)來會(hui)專職作(zuo)個在(zai)餐廳飯(fan)店彈琴(qin)(qin)的琴(qin)(qin)師莫名其妙 考(kao)上實踐(jian)家專食品營養科，心想大概作(zuo)醫院營養師才是我(wo)最(zui)好的出路。（當時我(wo)已(yi)經在(zai)教授鋼琴(qin)(qin)了）

結果現在(zai)卻開始寫(xie)起小(xiao)說來(lai)了，自己想想都有(you)點不可思議(yi)哩！ 好(hao)多讀者都曾經問過(guo)阿靈，為什么現在(zai)才開始寫(xie)小(xiao)說？呵呵，最簡單的答案就是：以前沒有(you) 電(dian)腦 嘛！沒辦法，阿靈實在(zai)太懶(lan)了，好(hao)不容易脫離(li)天天寫(xie)作業抄(chao)筆(bi)(bi)記的痛苦，誰要(yao)再(zai)去(qu)抓(zhua)筆(bi)(bi)爬格子？！

其實(shi)在(zai)我(wo)(wo)(wo)腦海中(zhong)的(de)(de)故事(shi)大(da)綱(gang)原本都(dou)是(shi)(shi)悲情的(de)(de)，但(dan)是(shi)(shi)身處這種類似瘋人(ren)院的(de)(de)環(huan)境中(zhong)，實(shi)在(zai)是(shi)(shi)很難寫出什么(me)賺人(ren)熱淚的(de)(de)故事(shi)。自(zi)己流的(de)(de)淚是(shi)(shi)不少啦，可(ke)都(dou)是(shi)(shi)笑(xiao)出來(lai)的(de)(de)，都(dou)怪我(wo)(wo)(wo)家的(de)(de)大(da)小(xiao)(xiao)寶貝(bei)，從(cong)最大(da)到最小(xiao)(xiao)都(dou)是(shi)(shi)最佳無俚頭的(de)(de)神經病，呵(he)呵(he)呵(he) 不要看我(wo)(wo)(wo)平日寫了(le)那(nei)(nei)么(me)多小(xiao)(xiao)說，但(dan)如果(guo)要我(wo)(wo)(wo)寫些有關於(wu)自(zi)己生活方面的(de)(de)事(shi)情，那(nei)(nei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)真是(shi)(shi)沒輒(zhe)了(le)，所(suo)以我(wo)(wo)(wo)只好全權交給我(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)代理秘(mi)書—貍(li)貍(li)啦！

古靈自我介紹

很(hen)多(duo)人(ren)(ren)問(wen)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)：你(ni)(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)家(jia)(jia)(jia)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)像(xiang)書上(shang)所(suo)寫的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)那(nei)樣呢？ 這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)……嗯……老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)實說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)，差不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)多(duo)吧(ba)(ba)，因為阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)(jia)里(li)每個(ge)(ge)人(ren)(ren)都(dou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)“不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)太(tai)(tai)(tai)正常”的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)畸形(xing)人(ren)(ren)種。 聽(ting)過媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)對(dui)兒(er)子(zi)(zi)(zi)，或者女兒(er)對(dui)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)開(kai)黃色玩(wan)笑的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)嗎？ 沒(mei)有(you)(you)(you)(you)吧(ba)(ba)？ 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)(jia)里(li)這(zhe)種事(shi)(shi)可(ke)(ke)(ke)(ke)多(duo)得很(hen)，大家(jia)(jia)(jia)講(jiang)(jiang)話都(dou)很(hen)輕(qing)松隨便(bian)，沒(mei)有(you)(you)(you)(you)惡意，只是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)愛開(kai)玩(wan)笑。 生活已經(jing)夠艱苦(ku)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)，何(he)妨放輕(qing)松點(dian)，對(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)？ 自(zi)(zi)(zi)然(ran)，畸形(xing)人(ren)(ren)種之(zhi)(zhi)最(zui)(zui)，當屬(shu)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)稱之(zhi)(zhi)無愧，無論是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)話或舉止(zhi)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)承認，百(bai)分之(zhi)(zhi)百(bai)可(ke)(ke)(ke)(ke)以(yi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)集(ji)三八、無聊、詭(gui)異、神經(jing)、惡質(zhi)、白目之(zhi)(zhi)大成(cheng)，所(suo)以(yi)有(you)(you)(you)(you)事(shi)(shi)沒(mei)事(shi)(shi)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)總是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)要慶幸一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)自(zi)(zi)(zi)己(ji)(ji)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)和公(gong)(gong)公(gong)(gong)婆婆住在一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)起(qi)，否(fou)則(ze)(ze)早就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)被老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)人(ren)(ren)家(jia)(jia)(jia)踢出(chu)(chu)大門外去(qu)反省了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)！ 所(suo)以(yi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)，有(you)(you)(you)(you)這(zhe)種老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)母就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)有(you)(you)(you)(you)那(nei)種小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)(jia)會(hui)有(you)(you)(you)(you)幾個(ge)(ge)囂張的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)也(ye)(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)奇怪了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)，對(dui)吧(ba)(ba)？ 譬如說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)那(nei)只笨(ben)貍，有(you)(you)(you)(you)時候阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)若是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)瘋癲過頭(tou)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)公(gong)(gong)都(dou)沒(mei)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)什(shen)麼(ma)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)，可(ke)(ke)(ke)(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)笨(ben)貍一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)定會(hui)跑過來(lai)(lai)(lai)大罵：「老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)太(tai)(tai)(tai)婆，你(ni)(ni)起(qi)肖了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)？」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，我(wo)(wo)(wo)反省！ 「不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要太(tai)(tai)(tai)囂張了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)太(tai)(tai)(tai)婆！」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)！ 「下(xia)次再犯就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)叫你(ni)(ni)罰跪！」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，罰……、欸欸欸！給(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)等一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)娘(niang)沒(mei)叫你(ni)(ni)罰跪，你(ni)(ni)竟敢叫老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)娘(niang)罰跪？ 耶(ye)(ye)(ye)！居然(ran)敢跑？給(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)回(hui)(hui)(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)……、 還(huan)(huan)有(you)(you)(you)(you)那(nei)個(ge)(ge)妹妹，沒(mei)事(shi)(shi)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)跑來(lai)(lai)(lai)摸摸阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)。 「乖(guai)乖(guai)喔(wo)，乖(guai)乖(guai)喔(wo)！」 哇(wa)咧，到(dao)底(di)她(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)(wo)女兒(er)，還(huan)(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)(wo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)她(ta)女兒(er)？ 「媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪乖(guai)乖(guai)寫書喔(wo)，等一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)我(wo)(wo)(wo)買(mai)(mai)糖果(guo)給(gei)你(ni)(ni)吃喔(wo)！」 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)必(bi)，本(ben)(ben)人(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜(xi)歡甜食！ 「媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)乖(guai)，妹妹不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜(xi)歡喔(wo)！」 嗚嗚嗚，我(wo)(wo)(wo)才(cai)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪好(hao)(hao)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)好(hao)(hao)！ 至於葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)，他(ta)(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)里(li)頭(tou)五官(guan)最(zui)(zui)像(xiang)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)，個(ge)(ge)性(xing)最(zui)(zui)像(xiang)他(ta)(ta)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)，溫(wen)(wen)溫(wen)(wen)吞(tun)(tun)吞(tun)(tun)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)性(xing)，脾氣(qi)好(hao)(hao)好(hao)(hao)，很(hen)會(hui)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)人(ren)(ren)臉(lian)色，但有(you)(you)(you)(you)時候還(huan)(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)會(hui)氣(qi)死人(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)償(chang)命。 「葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)，快(kuai)，快(kuai)去(qu)買(mai)(mai)漫(man)(man)畫(hua)，九號(hao)殺(sha)手十(shi)二集(ji)出(chu)(chu)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)！」 「喔(wo)，好(hao)(hao)。」 半個(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)後(hou)(hou)(hou)--------- 「咦(yi)？葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)，你(ni)(ni)怎麼(ma)還(huan)(huan)沒(mei)去(qu)買(mai)(mai)？」 「游戲(xi)玩(wan)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)半啊(a)(a)！」 「可(ke)(ke)(ke)(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)人(ren)(ren)家(jia)(jia)(jia)急著(zhu)要看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)十(shi)二集(ji)耶(ye)(ye)(ye)！」 「喔(wo)。」 「你(ni)(ni)現在馬(ma)上(shang)去(qu)買(mai)(mai)！」 「好(hao)(hao)。」 又(you)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)半個(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)後(hou)(hou)(hou)-------- 「耶(ye)(ye)(ye)？葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)，你(ni)(ni)怎麼(ma)還(huan)(huan)沒(mei)買(mai)(mai)回(hui)(hui)(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)？」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)總要把游戲(xi)結束掉吧(ba)(ba)？」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)管你(ni)(ni)，你(ni)(ni)現在馬(ma)上(shang)、立(li)刻(ke)給(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)去(qu)買(mai)(mai)，否(fou)則(ze)(ze)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要買(mai)(mai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)！」 「好(hao)(hao)嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)，好(hao)(hao)嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)！」 另一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)半個(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)後(hou)(hou)(hou)-------- 「葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)！！！」 「啊(a)(a)，哈哈，我(wo)(wo)(wo)睡著(zhu)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)！」 接下(xia)來(lai)(lai)(lai)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)連串的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)慘(can)叫，這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)需要做紀錄(lu)，大家(jia)(jia)(jia)各(ge)憑想像(xiang)即可(ke)(ke)(ke)(ke)，不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)管多(duo)凄(qi)慘(can)都(dou)差不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)多(duo)少(shao)(shao)。 然(ran)後(hou)(hou)(hou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嘟嘟，他(ta)(ta)有(you)(you)(you)(you)個(ge)(ge)習慣(guan)，放學回(hui)(hui)(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)第一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)件事(shi)(shi)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)跑來(lai)(lai)(lai)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)房里(li)報到(dao)。 「?母??，おはよう！」 「干(gan)嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)？」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)回(hui)(hui)(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)。」 「你(ni)(ni)回(hui)(hui)(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)干(gan)嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)？」 「回(hui)(hui)(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)讓(rang)你(ni)(ni)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)你(ni)(ni)兒(er)子(zi)(zi)(zi)帥不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)帥。」 「蟋蟀(shuai)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)蟀(shuai)？好(hao)(hao)啊(a)(a)，那(nei)還(huan)(huan)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)趕(gan)緊(jin)跳一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)跳，讓(rang)我(wo)(wo)(wo)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)你(ni)(ni)蟀(shuai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)蟀(shuai)！」 每天(tian)同樣的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)臺(tai)詞，他(ta)(ta)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)厭(yan)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)也(ye)(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)煩。 「嗯，很(hen)好(hao)(hao)，果(guo)然(ran)跳得夠高，蟀(shuai)得很(hen)！」 最(zui)(zui)後(hou)(hou)(hou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)么QQ，家(jia)(jia)(jia)里(li)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)寶貝，也(ye)(ye)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)被欺(qi)負得最(zui)(zui)慘(can)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)家(jia)(jia)(jia)伙(huo)，是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)里(li)最(zui)(zui)聰(cong)明的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)，也(ye)(ye)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)最(zui)(zui)憨傻的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)，想不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)欺(qi)負他(ta)(ta)都(dou)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)行。 「QQ，你(ni)(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)靠過來(lai)(lai)(lai)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)點(dian)。」阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)正在看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)2002“惡靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)”古(gu)堡。 「喔(wo)，好(hao)(hao)……、可(ke)(ke)(ke)(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪，你(ni)(ni)抓我(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)發(fa)干(gan)嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)？」 「笨(ben)，媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)到(dao)緊(jin)張的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)時候就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)會(hui)想扯東(dong)西啊(a)(a)！」 「嗄？……、啊(a)(a)，痛(tong)啊(a)(a)～～～」 當然(ran)，大家(jia)(jia)(jia)別忘(wang)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)(jia)里(li)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)核心人(ren)(ren)物(wu)------靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)，少(shao)(shao)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)他(ta)(ta)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)(jia)里(li)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)繞不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出(chu)(chu)圈(quan)圈(quan)來(lai)(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)。 眾所(suo)周知，靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)最(zui)(zui)疼阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)，所(suo)以(yi)他(ta)(ta)什(shen)麼(ma)都(dou)聽(ting)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)，而阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)最(zui)(zui)寵小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)孩，對(dui)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)要求幾乎是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)有(you)(you)(you)(you)求必(bi)應，至於小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)們自(zi)(zi)(zi)然(ran)最(zui)(zui)怕(pa)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)，他(ta)(ta)們絕對(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)二。 依照小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)法就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)怕(pa)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)怕(pa)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)（難纏嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)！），小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)怕(pa)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)。 瞧，這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)圈(quan)圈(quan)少(shao)(shao)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)角就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)繞不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出(chu)(chu)來(lai)(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)，對(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)對(dui)？ 喜(xi)愛的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)作品 太(tai)(tai)(tai)多(duo)啦，但是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)實說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)，如果(guo)硬要排名(ming)次的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)話，排在前(qian)幾十(shi)名(ming)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)定是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)漫(man)(man)畫(hua)。小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)頂多(duo)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)、兩次，唯(wei)(wei)有(you)(you)(you)(you)漫(man)(man)畫(hua)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)才(cai)會(hui)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)再看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)。 譬如：冰之(zhi)(zhi)魔物(wu)語、九號(hao)殺(sha)手、墮落天(tian)使、火宵(xiao)之(zhi)(zhi)月、春江(jiang)花嫁曲、網球王子(zi)(zi)(zi)、來(lai)(lai)(lai)自(zi)(zi)(zi)遠(yuan)方、灌籃(lan)少(shao)(shao)年、偷偷愛著(zhu)你(ni)(ni)、淘(tao)氣(qi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)親(qin)親(qin)、夢幻游戲(xi)、夢幻天(tian)女、頭(tou)文字(zi)D……、 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過無論是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)、漫(man)(man)畫(hua)，或者是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)電影、電視，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)必(bi)定堅持(chi)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)基本(ben)(ben)原則(ze)(ze)，那(nei)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)： 打死不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)悲劇！ 備注 我(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星(xing)(xing)(xing)座(zuo) 很(hen)久以(yi)前(qian)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)知道自(zi)(zi)(zi)己(ji)(ji)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生日(ri)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準(zhun)，媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)晚報，確(que)(que)實日(ri)子(zi)(zi)(zi)也(ye)(ye)忘(wang)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)。時至今(jin)日(ri)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)自(zi)(zi)(zi)己(ji)(ji)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星(xing)(xing)(xing)座(zuo)描(miao)述，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)更(geng)(geng)能(neng)確(que)(que)定自(zi)(zi)(zi)己(ji)(ji)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生日(ri)確(que)(que)實不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準(zhun)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)。 性(xing)情溫(wen)(wen)和穩定？ 錯(cuo)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)世(shi)界上(shang)最(zui)(zui)任性(xing)又(you)情緒化的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女人(ren)(ren)！ 絕不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)醋罈子(zi)(zi)(zi)？ 又(you)錯(cuo)，靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)膽敢多(duo)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)別的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女人(ren)(ren)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)眼，不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)心瞄到(dao)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)也(ye)(ye)算，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)回(hui)(hui)(hui)(hui)去(qu)立(li)刻(ke)閹了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)他(ta)(ta)！ 勇敢堅毅？ 還(huan)(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)錯(cuo)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)非常容易(yi)陷入(ru)悲觀(guan)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)絕望(wang)中轉不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出(chu)(chu)來(lai)(lai)(lai)，所(suo)以(yi)堅持(chi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)悲劇的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)任何(he)玩(wan)意兒(er)！ 溫(wen)(wen)溫(wen)(wen)吞(tun)(tun)吞(tun)(tun)動作慢？ 更(geng)(geng)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)大錯(cuo)特錯(cuo)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)標準(zhun)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)急性(xing)子(zi)(zi)(zi)，沒(mei)事(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)打破碗(wan)盤杯子(zi)(zi)(zi)！ 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過也(ye)(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)完全(quan)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)正確(que)(que)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)要求唯(wei)(wei)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忠(zhong)實，占有(you)(you)(you)(you)欲也(ye)(ye)非常強烈(lie)，注重浪(lang)漫(man)(man)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)氣(qi)氛，更(geng)(geng)喜(xi)歡大自(zi)(zi)(zi)然(ran)，討厭(yan)空談講(jiang)(jiang)求實際(ji)，這(zhe)些都(dou)滿符(fu)合阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)性(xing)。 阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)到(dao)底(di)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)什(shen)麼(ma)星(xing)(xing)(xing)座(zuo)？ 咦(yi)？阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)還(huan)(huan)沒(mei)講(jiang)(jiang)嗎？啊(a)(a)，抱歉(qian)(qian)，抱歉(qian)(qian)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)好(hao)(hao)像(xiang)真的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忘(wang)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)喔(wo)，哈哈，不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過很(hen)多(duo)人(ren)(ren)應該都(dou)知道了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)-------- 金(jin)牛座(zuo)。 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嗎？