原(yuan)因是,她(ta)(ta)的(de)婚姻必須聽(ting)從母命,可娘親視她(ta)(ta)為棋子,一心(xin)只想將她(ta)(ta)視為可以利用的(de)工(gong)具!
故(gu)她大聲(sheng)抗議,藉以爭取婚姻自主權,
可她(ta)要(yao)冒(mao)的險也很(hen)大──在(zai)婚禮(li)當天,“隨機”選出她(ta)要(yao)嫁(jia)的夫君!
幸好(hao),她的運氣(qi)不差(cha),
雖然(ran)他很粗魯,也有點霸道(dao);做(zuo)事(shi)不拘小節,又很大男人主義,
可對她,他表現(xian)得不(bu)但善良、寬容,還很(hen)(hen)體貼(tie)、又很(hen)(hen)溫柔,
唯一美中(zhong)不(bu)(bu)足的是,他的身分似(si)乎與(yu)她(ta)當初設定的原則有點小不(bu)(bu)同……
生日(ri): 4月27日(ri)
星座: 金牛座
發型: 與一般人不同 是(shi)特別長的(de)長發(小說(shuo)的(de)序里(li)有寫)
血型: O
視(shi)力: 一眼近視(shi)、一眼遠視(shi),再加亂視(shi)閃光
收藏: 各種(zhong)書籍
擅長(chang): 鋼(gang)琴、作白日夢
口頭禪: 閃啦!啊咧!
個(ge)性: 火爆急躁,再加一(yi)點(dian)點(dian)幼(you)稚、一(yi)點(dian)點(dian)三八、一(yi)點(dian)點(dian)頑(wan)皮、一(yi)點(dian)點(dian)瘋狂(kuang)、、、、
興趣: 音樂、作白日夢、看書(什么書都好:漫畫、言(yan)情(qing)、科幻、歷史、傳記、恐怖、懸(xuan)疑、偵探、武俠、、、等等等)
最害怕的事: 最怕人家生我的氣,還有蜘蛛(zhu)、老鼠(shu)、蛇
最喜歡的動物: 喵(miao)喵(miao)、汪汪 最喜歡的作家: 李敖、珍?安?克蘭茲、吉(ji)兒?柏奈特
最愛看的漫畫: 來自(zi)遠方、冰之魔物語
古靈自述: 小時(shi)候學古典鋼琴(qin),以為自己長大之後會作(zuo)個(ge)鋼琴(qin)老師。
高中開始改習(xi)爵(jue)士(shi)鋼(gang)(gang)琴(qin),又以為自己將來(lai)會專職作個在餐(can)廳飯店彈琴(qin)的琴(qin)師(shi)莫(mo)名(ming)其妙 考上(shang)實踐(jian)家專食品營養(yang)科,心想大概(gai)作醫(yi)院營養(yang)師(shi)才(cai)是我(wo)(wo)最好的出路。(當(dang)時我(wo)(wo)已經在教授鋼(gang)(gang)琴(qin)了(le))
結果現在(zai)卻開始寫(xie)起小(xiao)說(shuo)來了,自己想想都(dou)有點不(bu)可(ke)思議(yi)哩! 好多(duo)讀(du)者都(dou)曾經(jing)問(wen)過阿靈,為什(shen)么現在(zai)才開始寫(xie)小(xiao)說(shuo)?呵呵,最簡單(dan)的答案就(jiu)是:以前沒(mei)有 電腦 嘛!沒(mei)辦(ban)法,阿靈實(shi)在(zai)太懶了,好不(bu)容易脫離(li)天天寫(xie)作業抄筆(bi)記的痛苦(ku),誰要再去(qu)抓筆(bi)爬格子?!
其實在我腦海(hai)中的(de)故事(shi)大綱原本都(dou)(dou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)悲情(qing)的(de),但是(shi)(shi)(shi)身處這(zhe)種(zhong)類似(si)瘋人(ren)院的(de)環(huan)境中,實在是(shi)(shi)(shi)很難寫出什么(me)賺人(ren)熱淚的(de)故事(shi)。自己流的(de)淚是(shi)(shi)(shi)不少啦(la),可都(dou)(dou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)笑出來的(de),都(dou)(dou)怪(guai)我家的(de)大小寶貝,從最(zui)大到最(zui)小都(dou)(dou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)最(zui)佳無俚頭(tou)的(de)神經病,呵呵呵 不要(yao)看我平(ping)日寫了(le)那(nei)么(me)多小說,但如果要(yao)我寫些有關於自己生活方(fang)面(mian)的(de)事(shi)情(qing),那(nei)我真是(shi)(shi)(shi)沒輒了(le),所以我只好全權交(jiao)給我的(de)代理(li)秘書(shu)—貍(li)貍(li)啦(la)!
很(hen)(hen)多(duo)(duo)人(ren)(ren)問阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling):你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)家(jia)(jia)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)像(xiang)書上所寫(xie)(xie)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)那樣呢? 這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)嘛(ma)……嗯……老(lao)(lao)(lao)實(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo),差不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)多(duo)(duo)吧(ba),因為阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)里(li)(li)每個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)人(ren)(ren)都(dou)(dou)(dou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)“不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)太正(zheng)常”的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)畸形(xing)(xing)人(ren)(ren)種(zhong)。 聽(ting)過(guo)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)對(dui)(dui)兒(er)子(zi),或者女兒(er)對(dui)(dui)爸(ba)(ba)爸(ba)(ba)開黃色玩笑的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)嗎? 沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)有(you)(you)(you)吧(ba)? 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)里(li)(li)這(zhe)種(zhong)事(shi)(shi)(shi)可多(duo)(duo)得很(hen)(hen),大(da)家(jia)(jia)講話都(dou)(dou)(dou)很(hen)(hen)輕松隨(sui)便,沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)有(you)(you)(you)惡(e)意,只(zhi)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)愛開玩笑。 生活已經夠艱苦(ku)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le),何(he)妨放(fang)輕松點,對(dui)(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)? 自(zi)(zi)(zi)然(ran),畸形(xing)(xing)人(ren)(ren)種(zhong)之(zhi)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui),當屬阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)稱之(zhi)無(wu)(wu)愧,無(wu)(wu)論是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)話或舉止,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)承認,百分之(zhi)百可以(yi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)集(ji)三八、無(wu)(wu)聊、詭(gui)異(yi)、神經、惡(e)質、白(bai)目之(zhi)大(da)成,所以(yi)有(you)(you)(you)事(shi)(shi)(shi)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)事(shi)(shi)(shi)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)總(zong)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)要(yao)(yao)慶幸一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下自(zi)(zi)(zi)己(ji)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)和公公婆婆住在一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)起(qi),否(fou)則(ze)早(zao)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)被老(lao)(lao)(lao)人(ren)(ren)家(jia)(jia)踢出(chu)大(da)門外去(qu)反省了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)! 所以(yi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo),有(you)(you)(you)這(zhe)種(zhong)老(lao)(lao)(lao)母(mu)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)有(you)(you)(you)那種(zhong)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)會有(you)(you)(you)幾(ji)(ji)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)囂張的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)也(ye)(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)奇(qi)怪了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le),對(dui)(dui)吧(ba)? 譬如(ru)(ru)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)那只(zhi)笨(ben)貍,有(you)(you)(you)時(shi)(shi)候(hou)(hou)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)若是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)瘋癲過(guo)頭(tou)(tou)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)老(lao)(lao)(lao)公都(dou)(dou)(dou)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)什(shen)麼說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo),可是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)笨(ben)貍一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)定會跑(pao)(pao)過(guo)來(lai)(lai)大(da)罵:「老(lao)(lao)(lao)太婆,你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)起(qi)肖了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)?」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),我(wo)(wo)(wo)反省! 「不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要(yao)(yao)太囂張了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le),老(lao)(lao)(lao)太婆!」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢(gan)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)! 「下次再犯(fan)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)叫你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)罰(fa)(fa)跪(gui)!」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),罰(fa)(fa)……、欸欸欸!給(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)等一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下,老(lao)(lao)(lao)娘沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)叫你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)罰(fa)(fa)跪(gui),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)竟敢(gan)叫老(lao)(lao)(lao)娘罰(fa)(fa)跪(gui)? 耶(ye)(ye)!居然(ran)敢(gan)跑(pao)(pao)?給(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)回(hui)(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)……、 還(huan)有(you)(you)(you)那個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)妹妹,沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)事(shi)(shi)(shi)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)跑(pao)(pao)來(lai)(lai)摸摸阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)(tou)。 「乖乖喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo),乖乖喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)!」 哇(wa)咧(lie),到(dao)底她是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)(wo)女兒(er),還(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)(wo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)她女兒(er)? 「媽(ma)(ma)(ma)咪乖乖寫(xie)(xie)書喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo),等一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下我(wo)(wo)(wo)買(mai)(mai)(mai)糖果(guo)給(gei)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)吃(chi)喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)!」 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)必,本人(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜歡甜食(shi)! 「媽(ma)(ma)(ma)咪不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)乖,妹妹不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜歡喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)!」 嗚(wu)嗚(wu)嗚(wu),我(wo)(wo)(wo)才是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)咪好(hao)(hao)(hao)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)好(hao)(hao)(hao)! 至於葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei),他(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)里(li)(li)頭(tou)(tou)五官最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)像(xiang)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling),個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)(xing)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)像(xiang)他(ta)老(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge),溫(wen)溫(wen)吞(tun)吞(tun)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)(xing),脾氣(qi)(qi)好(hao)(hao)(hao)好(hao)(hao)(hao),很(hen)(hen)會看(kan)(kan)人(ren)(ren)臉色,但(dan)有(you)(you)(you)時(shi)(shi)候(hou)(hou)還(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)會氣(qi)(qi)死人(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)償命。 「葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei),快(kuai),快(kuai)去(qu)買(mai)(mai)(mai)漫(man)(man)(man)畫,九號殺手十二集(ji)出(chu)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)!」 「喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo),好(hao)(hao)(hao)。」 半(ban)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)(tou)後--------- 「咦?葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)怎麼還(huan)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)去(qu)買(mai)(mai)(mai)?」 「游戲(xi)玩一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)半(ban)啊(a)!」 「可是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)人(ren)(ren)家(jia)(jia)急(ji)著(zhu)要(yao)(yao)看(kan)(kan)十二集(ji)耶(ye)(ye)!」 「喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)。」 「你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)現在馬上去(qu)買(mai)(mai)(mai)!」 「好(hao)(hao)(hao)。」 又是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)半(ban)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)(tou)後-------- 「耶(ye)(ye)?葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)怎麼還(huan)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)買(mai)(mai)(mai)回(hui)(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)?」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)總(zong)要(yao)(yao)把游戲(xi)結束掉(diao)吧(ba)?」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)管你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)現在馬上、立(li)刻給(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)去(qu)買(mai)(mai)(mai),否(fou)則(ze)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要(yao)(yao)買(mai)(mai)(mai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)!」 「好(hao)(hao)(hao)嘛(ma),好(hao)(hao)(hao)嘛(ma)!」 另(ling)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)半(ban)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)(tou)後-------- 「葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)!!!」 「啊(a),哈(ha)哈(ha),我(wo)(wo)(wo)睡著(zhu)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)!」 接(jie)下來(lai)(lai)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)連串的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)慘叫,這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)需要(yao)(yao)做紀錄,大(da)家(jia)(jia)各憑想像(xiang)即可,不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)管多(duo)(duo)凄慘都(dou)(dou)(dou)差不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)多(duo)(duo)少。 然(ran)後是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嘟嘟,他(ta)有(you)(you)(you)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)習(xi)慣(guan),放(fang)學回(hui)(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)第一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)件事(shi)(shi)(shi)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)跑(pao)(pao)來(lai)(lai)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)房里(li)(li)報(bao)到(dao)。 「?母(mu)??,おはよう!」 「干嘛(ma)?」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)回(hui)(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)。」 「你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)回(hui)(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)干嘛(ma)?」 「回(hui)(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)讓你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)看(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)兒(er)子(zi)帥(shuai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)帥(shuai)。」 「蟋蟀的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)蟀?好(hao)(hao)(hao)啊(a),那還(huan)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)趕緊跳一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)跳,讓我(wo)(wo)(wo)看(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)蟀不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)蟀!」 每天同樣的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)臺詞(ci),他(ta)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)厭,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)也(ye)(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)煩(fan)。 「嗯,很(hen)(hen)好(hao)(hao)(hao),果(guo)然(ran)跳得夠高,蟀得很(hen)(hen)!」 最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)後是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)么QQ,家(jia)(jia)里(li)(li)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)寶貝(bei),也(ye)(ye)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)被欺負(fu)得最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)慘的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)家(jia)(jia)伙,是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)里(li)(li)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)聰(cong)明的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge),也(ye)(ye)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)憨傻的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge),想不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)欺負(fu)他(ta)都(dou)(dou)(dou)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)行(xing)。 「QQ,你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)(tou)靠過(guo)來(lai)(lai)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)點。」阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)正(zheng)在看(kan)(kan)2002“惡(e)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)”古堡。 「喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo),好(hao)(hao)(hao)……、可是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),媽(ma)(ma)(ma)咪,你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)抓(zhua)我(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)(tou)發干嘛(ma)?」 「笨(ben),媽(ma)(ma)(ma)咪看(kan)(kan)到(dao)緊張的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)時(shi)(shi)候(hou)(hou)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)會想扯東西啊(a)!」 「嗄?……、啊(a),痛啊(a)~~~」 當然(ran),大(da)家(jia)(jia)別忘(wang)(wang)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)里(li)(li)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)核心(xin)人(ren)(ren)物------靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)(ba),少了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)他(ta),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)里(li)(li)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)繞不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出(chu)圈(quan)(quan)圈(quan)(quan)來(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)。 眾所周知,靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)(ba)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)疼(teng)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling),所以(yi)他(ta)什(shen)麼都(dou)(dou)(dou)聽(ting)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de),而阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)寵小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)孩,對(dui)(dui)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)要(yao)(yao)求幾(ji)(ji)乎是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)有(you)(you)(you)求必應(ying),至於小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)們自(zi)(zi)(zi)然(ran)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)怕(pa)老(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba),老(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi),他(ta)們絕(jue)對(dui)(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢(gan)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)二。 依照小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)法(fa)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),老(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)怕(pa)老(lao)(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)(ma),老(lao)(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)怕(pa)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(難(nan)纏嘛(ma)!),小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)怕(pa)老(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)。 瞧,這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)圈(quan)(quan)圈(quan)(quan)少一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)角就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)繞不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出(chu)來(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le),對(dui)(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)對(dui)(dui)? 喜愛的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)作品 太多(duo)(duo)啦,但(dan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)實(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo),如(ru)(ru)果(guo)硬要(yao)(yao)排名(ming)次的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)話,排在前(qian)幾(ji)(ji)十名(ming)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)定是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)漫(man)(man)(man)畫。小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)頂(ding)多(duo)(duo)看(kan)(kan)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)、兩次,唯(wei)有(you)(you)(you)漫(man)(man)(man)畫阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)才會一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)看(kan)(kan)再看(kan)(kan)。 譬如(ru)(ru):冰之(zhi)魔物語、九號殺手、墮落天使、火(huo)宵之(zhi)月、春(chun)江花嫁曲、網(wang)球王子(zi)、來(lai)(lai)自(zi)(zi)(zi)遠方(fang)、灌籃少年、偷(tou)偷(tou)愛著(zhu)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)、淘氣(qi)(qi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)親親、夢(meng)幻(huan)游戲(xi)、夢(meng)幻(huan)天女、頭(tou)(tou)文字D……、 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)無(wu)(wu)論是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)、漫(man)(man)(man)畫,或者是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)電影、電視,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)必定堅持一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)基本原則(ze),那就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi): 打死不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)(kan)悲(bei)劇! 備(bei)注 我(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星(xing)座(zuo) 很(hen)(hen)久以(yi)前(qian),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)知道自(zi)(zi)(zi)己(ji)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生日不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準,媽(ma)(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)晚報(bao),確實(shi)日子(zi)也(ye)(ye)忘(wang)(wang)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)。時(shi)(shi)至今日,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)看(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)自(zi)(zi)(zi)己(ji)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星(xing)座(zuo)描述(shu),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)更(geng)能確定自(zi)(zi)(zi)己(ji)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生日確實(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)。 性(xing)(xing)情溫(wen)和穩定? 錯(cuo),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)世界上最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)任性(xing)(xing)又情緒化的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女人(ren)(ren)! 絕(jue)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)醋(cu)罈子(zi)? 又錯(cuo),靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)(ba)膽敢(gan)多(duo)(duo)看(kan)(kan)別的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女人(ren)(ren)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)眼,不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)心(xin)瞄到(dao)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)也(ye)(ye)算,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)回(hui)(hui)(hui)去(qu)立(li)刻閹了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)他(ta)! 勇敢(gan)堅毅(yi)? 還(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)錯(cuo),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)非(fei)常容易陷入悲(bei)觀(guan)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)絕(jue)望中轉不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出(chu)來(lai)(lai),所以(yi)堅持不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)(kan)悲(bei)劇的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)任何(he)玩意兒(er)! 溫(wen)溫(wen)吞(tun)吞(tun)動作慢(man)? 更(geng)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)大(da)錯(cuo)特錯(cuo),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)標準的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)急(ji)性(xing)(xing)子(zi),沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)事(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)打破碗盤杯(bei)子(zi)! 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)也(ye)(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)完(wan)全不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)正(zheng)確的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)要(yao)(yao)求唯(wei)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忠實(shi),占有(you)(you)(you)欲也(ye)(ye)非(fei)常強烈,注重浪(lang)漫(man)(man)(man)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)氣(qi)(qi)氛,更(geng)喜歡大(da)自(zi)(zi)(zi)然(ran),討厭空談講求實(shi)際,這(zhe)些都(dou)(dou)(dou)滿(man)符合阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)(xing)。 阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)到(dao)底是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)什(shen)麼星(xing)座(zuo)? 咦?阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)還(huan)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)講嗎?啊(a),抱歉,抱歉,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)好(hao)(hao)(hao)像(xiang)真的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忘(wang)(wang)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo),哈(ha)哈(ha),不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)很(hen)(hen)多(duo)(duo)人(ren)(ren)應(ying)該都(dou)(dou)(dou)知道了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)-------- 金牛座(zuo)。 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嗎?